Oil Sheikh Luck – Striking Liquid Gold

Now that’s money.

Gold plated Lambo’s, pet Lions, Insta models you fly out to do god knows what with.

I think there’s an Oil Sheikh in everyone deep down.

Who wouldn’t want to live in the Gulf, own a football team in Paris and have a couple of mega yachts floating around the Med?

Whether money motivates you or not, you’ve got to admit, it makes life a helluva lot more comfortable. “I’d rather cry in a BMW than cry on a push bike” or whatever the quote chavvy girls are sharing on Facebook nowadays.

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The Eagle Soars

What a fight.

Mcgregor vs Khabib captured the publics imagination.

Most Mcgregor fights do as hes a bit of a maverick. I don’t think there’s ever been such a disrespectful trash talker who can back it up in the ring too.

He’s the personification of internet troll culture, but with the sauce to back up the stuff he chats (unlike most of the guys online lol.)

But…

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Terminal Pox Viruses

The latest tabloid fear mongering campaign in the U.K comes in the form of the dreaded Monkeypox virus. Yeah, I hadn’t heard of it either until I was buying crispy beef from the Chinese and decided to pick up The Sun newspaper.

Nothing like some light biohazard reading before any delicious meal.

Now I don’t know if you know much about Pox Viruses, but take my word for it, they’re nasty.

Look up Smallpox symptoms on Google, you’ll wish you hadn’t. Horrific.

Thankfully this skin bubbling disease is ‘extinct’…..

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Mortal Kombat Marketing (How To ‘Fatality’ Your Competitors)

Iconic imagery, gory and brutal finishers, a cheesy movie franchise and unforgettable characters. The Cult classic fighting game of Mortal Kombat is a creative masterpiece.

I was never any good at the games. It took far too long to commit the combinations to muscle memory. I enjoyed playing it casually though and doing the ‘fatality’ special moves.

Some of these were devilish in design, I can imagine the developers having a right laugh when coming up with these artistic ways of killing.

Watch some of them on YouTube. 18+ only of course.

Well it got me thinking….

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Sticky Toffee Volcanoes

Nevado Del Ruiz, Tambora, Krakatoa, St Helens, Pinatubo, Vesuvius and Etna.

All powerful reminders of the coiled might of Mother Nature.

These Composite or ‘Stratovolcanoes’ are the hell fire spewing, pyroclastic flow chucking, lava bomb lobbing, Lahar vomiting death vents that emerge at destructive plate boundaries in the egg shell crust of our planet Earth.

Unlike their more gentle and rounder cousin, the shield volcano, these bad boys go off violently and angrily. They sadly scorch everything in their path in a wave of hot rock, ash and fire.

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